BOARD_POST: #022_COFFEE_MACHINE_INCIDENT
DATE: 03/14/2012
USER: Dr. Aris Thorne
To whoever left the breakroom pot empty after the hour-04 shift change: my next hypnosis conduction is six hours straight. If I fall asleep at the console and the optical frequency loop slips, it’s your lab terminal that gets fried, not mine. Refill it or I'm recalibrating the pneumatic chairs to vibrate constantly.





